Friday, September 2, 2011

Rest In Peace




"Thank you everyone for joining us today as we celebrate the passing of our good friend, and neighbor, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

It was well over 20 days ago when we first met the deceased, joined by friends Captain Turanga Leela, and Phillip J. Fry. He was delivered upon our doorstep in a bucket with nothing more than his hopes and dreams to carry him along.

After almost 20 days of knowing Bender, I can tell you how strong he was. Being able to swim from one end of the tank to another on a daily basis, he was truly an inspiration for the rest of us.

It was when I noticed him not joining his friends at mealtime that I knew that he himself had given up hope. Even the help of the apartments greatest doctors and scientists, we were unable to diagnose what ailed him.

Before we cast our friend off to the great porcelain goddess in the sky, I would like to let it be known that when he passed, he did so with great personal character and respect for his friends and neighbors.

Thank you for showing your support, and may your God be with you"




Bender Bending Rodriguez
? - 08/29/2011
Rest In Peace

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